he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
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if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
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“who are you wearing” the interviewer asks. “marc jacobs” the celebrity answers. marc has been skinned alive and made into a dress. beautiful.
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